>you are now browsing the leek board
>rules: there are no rules
>post leek or get chopped
>anon just bought 1 billion tokens
>anon is now the leek
>we are all the leek
>supply: 1,000,000,000
>chain: solana
>launch: pump.fun





>the only board that matters

>he bought? dumb vegetable.

>lol. lmao even.

>broth pics only

>standing in dirt

>the science of damp

>gm leek. gm.

>we do not speak of it
>total supply: 1,000,000,000 (one billion) leeks
>launched on pump.fun like god intended
>no team tokens, leek cannot count that high
>tax: 0% (leek has no wallet)
>liquidity: burned, ash used as garden fertilizer


>be me
>wake up
>leek on ceiling
>he says nothing
>he drips

>saw leek at the grocery today
>told him he was cool
>he wobbled once
>best day of my life

>leek has no politics
>leek only has broth
>thread archived

>spent 9 hours drawing leek
>looks like a green onion
>leek approves anyway

>Q: wen moon
>A: (moist noise)
>Q: sir
>A: (moist noise.)

>day 1: leek
>day 2: still leek
>day 3: i am leek
>be me
>buy $LEEK at 4am
>tell mom im an investor
>she asks what i invested in
>"a leek"
>she nods slowly
>she buys too
>be leek
>sit in dirt for 400 days
>internet invented
>become mascot
>refuse to elaborate
>go back to dirt
>anons keep asking for utility
>utility is the soup we memed along the way
>also he is moist. that is the utility. he is moist.








>a leek. from the internet. next question.
>he was asked not to be. so he is.
>pump.fun. click pill. take a leek.
>the road leads to the soup. that is the map.
>no. leek is mod. leek is in the fridge.

>1,000,000,000 leeks planted
>0 leeks harvested
>they refuse. they have watches.
>every leek is smiling at me
>every leek has better jewelry than me
>i am the poorest thing in this field






>$LEEK is a memecoin with no utility. only leek.
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